Are You Becoming a Crone?
Blisstopia Retreats • 28 January 2026
Today I turn 58… and what better way to celebrate than by honoring the wisdom, freedom, and power of the crone within each of us? Take this quick quiz and see how your inner wisdom is showing up!
1. Wisdom in Your Bones
Do you trust your intuition and feel life’s lessons deeply in your body?
- A. Always, I just know
- B. Sometimes, I’m learning
- C. Not yet
2. No More People-Pleasing
Do you care more about your truth than other people’s opinions?
- A. Hell yes, freedom first
- B. I’m working on it
- C. Not yet
3. Life Moves in Cycles
Do you see endings as beginnings and understand that growth isn’t linear?
- A. Every time, life is a spiral
- B. Sometimes I catch it
- C. Nope, still learning
4. You Hold Space Without Losing Yourself
Do people naturally come to you for guidance, and you can support them without draining your energy?
- A. Absolutely
- B. Sometimes
- C. Not really
5. Bullshit Radar Activated
Can you spot drama, pettiness, or manipulative energy from a mile away?
- A. Every single time
- B. Sometimes
- C. Not yet
6. You Honor Your Inner Cycles
Do you pay attention to your body, emotions, and natural rhythms without forcing them?
- A. Always, I honor my flow
- B. Trying to
- C. Not yet
7. Keeper of Your Story
Do you embrace your past, scars, and lessons as part of your wisdom?
- A. Yes, my story is my power
- B. Sometimes
- C. Not yet
Results
- Mostly A’s: You are fully stepping into your crone energy—wise, free, and unafraid. Your soul is guiding others simply by being yourself.
- Mostly B’s: You’re on your way. The crone within is awakening. Keep honoring your intuition, cycles, and freedom—you’re learning the sacred dance of wisdom.
- Mostly C’s: You’re just beginning to explore your inner crone. That’s okay! Life is a spiral—these lessons are waiting for you, and the journey is part of the magic.
There’s a little secret in yoga that most people never really talk about. It’s not the perfect pose, the Instagram-worthy arm balance, or how bendy you can get. Nope. The real magic happens when you slow down enough to Notice. Feel. And just Be.
No one talks about how hard it is… so let’s talk about it.
II can still remember when I first started practicing yoga, lying in savasana and wondering, Am I doing this right? My mind would race. My body would fidget. And when the teacher invited us to roll to one side, I didn’t know if it mattered—or why.
You are not your fear. You are not your anxiety. You are the stillness beneath it all.
You’ve probably done Malasana (a.k.a. yogi squat) in class—maybe you love it, maybe you tolerate it—but I’m here to tell you: this pose is a low-key powerhouse.
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